Dear Abbey,

I am writing to you for help with my problem. My former wife has custody of our seven children. They were awarded to her when she divorced me for desertion. My mother has been confined to a mental institution for the criminally insane since I was three years old. I have two brothers. One does market research and the other is now awaiting electrocution for murder. My two sisters are prostitutes and my father is in the rackets selling narcotics. Recently I met a girl who has been released from prison where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child. I love this girl very much and I wish to marry her. 

My problem is this …………. Should I tell her about my brother that does Market Research?

Very truly yours, 
Worried